|Magic Johnson spreading his gift|
Magic Johnson doing stupid fucking TV ads for Obamacare - Seriously dude, you went out and fucked thousands of women until you got AIDS and now YOU, of all people, are the official spokesman for Obamacare? SERIOUSLY???!!! Clearly your healthcare was pretty damned good before Obama took it away from you with Obamacare or you'd be fucking DEAD already. Now you're promoting something that is destroying everyone's current healthcare? Dude, you are a shameless asshole.
|$$$ - Chevy bends over and takes it up the ass - $$$|
Chevrolet's gay family ad run over and over during the Olympics - this ad is costing a fortune, far more than ads run at any other time, and yet nothing about it is actually intended to sell any cars. No, this ad is intended to sell homosexuality to an American People who have repeatedly said "no thanks." Didn't you assholes JUST declare bankruptcy 4 years ago? And then our First Gay President raced in and nationalized you up the ass, illegally blocking your bankruptcy, and gave you to the United Auto Workers as a sex slave, did he not? And you still owe $50 billion to the American People, despite the bullshit 'new' math propaganda Obama used to try to claim that you had paid it back. You haven't paid a dime. And now that you've decided to 'repurpose' your company from building and selling cars to pushing homosexuality it is a guarantee that you'll not only never pay that money back, but you'll be going bankrupt again real, real soon, won't you? Yes. And the worst part of all this is that no one ever asked Chevrolet what their fucking opinion was in the first place, and only a fool would jump into this political minefield when all it can do is hurt your business. Small wonder the total fucking idiots ru(i)ning GM wrecked Oldsmobile and Pontiac in this same very young 21st century. It may take a little longer for them to total Chevy, but you just wait, they'll manage it. GM will be gone completely within the next 20 years. And as much as I hate to say it, they deserve it.
|What? No gold? Crucify her!|
Reporters demanding of American athletes an explanation/apology for not winning a gold medal - the first time I became aware of how shitty American reporters can be to our Olympic athletes was in 2006 when Lindsey Jacobellis was almost to the finish line in the women's snowboardcross for a guaranteed gold medal and then she crashed and lost it to Tanja Frieden of Switzerland. For the next four years they harassed the shit out of her for an 'explanation' for why she failed us and didn't bring home gold. They put so much pressure on her that in the 2010 Olympics she choked and fell off the course again, this time not even qualifying for the gold medal round. 4 more years later in these 2014 Olympics they grabbed her before her qualifying runs and kept talking to her about 'redemption', as if she OWED us a fucking medal and must redeem herself to us for not having won in the previous 2 Olympics. First of all, she owes none of us a damn thing. Secondly, if she gets a medal it is for her and nothing to do with us. We didn't spend endless hours in the freezing cold training, or in the gym, or alone in a fucking ice bath freezing her ass off so she could recover fast enough to train super hard again the very next day or perhaps even later that same day. We did no work at all to win a gold medal. She did the work. If she wins a medal, it is hers. If she doesn't, what is that to us? She owes us NOTHING. No Olympic athlete owes any of us a fucking medal. The medals are for the athletes. If you are a damn fluff bunny with a microphone and no idea what it takes to compete at that level, try having a little respect for the people who work so hard and sacrifice so much for their sport and stop demanding shit of them. And to the reporter bitch who intentionally bombarded Bode Miller about the death of his brother until he broke down and cried, a special FUCK YOU for that shit. What are you trying to be, the next Barbara Walters? That was cold-hearted, self-serving bullshit.
|No one wants to see me naked and I REALLY need publicity|
"I'm gay" is the new "someone hacked my phone and released naked pictures of me" - it's pretty clear that for celebrities who no one wants to see naked, and thus 'accidentally' allowing nude selfies to be released to the public won't do their careers any good or gain them any publicity, the only alternative is to tell the Gay News Media that they're gay, too. Ellen Page is the latest example of this shameless self-promotion through TMI. Every news site currently includes a headline containing the name "Ellen Page" connected to the word "gay." I've seen enough of her to comment on this 'revelation' and my comment is this: "No shit. We are not shocked. Put your vaj away." And here's the real clincher on this one: she made this statement at a political strategy meeting for gay power groups. That's a bit like Patricia Heaton going into a Catholic Mass and saying to the congregation "I'm a Christian." Shocking, right? Takes real guts to stand up there and say that. Wait, no it doesn't. And it isn't news, either. But if your career is going nowhere and you need some media attention, going to a political rally for gay people and saying that you're gay is an easy way to get it. It's a given that the Gay Media will promote the shit out of you.
|Bullshit made me rich|
Global Warming assholes angry their religion was disproven who now call it 'Climate Change' - these assholes aren't interested in reality. They're interested in stroking their own egos and manipulating weak-minded sheep into running around in circles with them bleeting in fear of a wolf that's never coming and a sky that isn't falling. The oceans aren't going to swallow coastal cities, the polar bears aren't angry about melting ice, and carbon dioxide isn't a pollutant. But to a raging narcissist playing self-serving games with weak-minded people none of this matters. The truth doesn't matter. In fact, the truth threatens to expose them. So they attack it with religious fanaticism. And when their falsified data feeding the 'climate change' models was exposed and their 'scientists' revealed as willing pawns in a game of deception, the purpose of which was to draw ever-increasing government funding to a problem that doesn't exist, they didn't apologize for their deception. Sociopaths never do. Instead they simply tried to pretend that they had never actually said 'global warming' despite the fact that it was written on the bumper stickers on their Volkswagens and on their T-shirts and on their tattoos and on the title of the books they were promoting and in the records of their testimony before Congress. They denied all of this and insisted that what they'd said all along was that carbon dioxide, and indeed the existence of mankind itself, was causing "global climate change." In other words, they demand that we all allow our governments to eliminate our rights and freedoms in the name of saving the world from the changing seasons. Spring, summer, autumn and winter are changes in climate and weather and should terrify us, they say. And they actually expect us to go along with this hoodoo bullshit and bow to a scary idol they carved out of a tree and submit to their tyrannical rule. They are assholes. They are lying to us. And they know it. But they fully intend to keep doing it because their goal is not 'saving the world,' like some comic book superhero, but the acquisition of great political power and the wealth that goes with it.
|Women's hockey - where all the crazy comes out|
Olympic women's hockey has fewer refs on the ice than men's hockey - This is not an equality issue. This is a stupidity issue. I don't know who made the decision to have fewer refs out on the ice calling women's hockey at these Olympic games, but they clearly never played any co-ed sports and don't have sisters. Once you teach women how to play a violent game like hockey, assuming they are going to be nice and play sweet and therefore won't require as many referees to keep them from killing each other is just pure stupidity. What moron thought this? I've never seen so many games where players club the shit out of each other with their sticks without getting a penalty as I have in these Olympics, but it's only in the women's games because there aren't enough refs to see it and call the penalty. One main point of refs is to keep games from turning into vicious blood baths. No refs, no restraint. And lots of girls getting their heads bashed with hockey sticks by opponents. BLEARGH!!! And also they're missing calls, like for example a goal Canada scored on Switzerland, but no refs were anywhere near the goal to see it.
OK, I'm sure there's plenty more, but that'll have to do for now. The Olympics are still going and I'm totally glued to this, in case you hadn't noticed. I'll have more later, don't you worry.