But then this just happened. I'll apologize in advance for the silent video and the fact that you can't read the license plate. I'm new to this, so there's no sound or exciting effects and this camera needs upgrading. Just watch and tell me what you think.
I had a bad feeling when I saw the 2 vehicles driving side-by-side from far off and the one in the passing lane not making any attempt to actually pass. I came up on it slowly, trying to be as patient as I could in the hopes that I might be wrong and the driver perhaps was simply not paying attention. But no, it was no use. They were sitting there the entire time just waiting for a victim. And that victim was me. I've seen this too many times before.
I considered several possibilities while they were fucking me over:
I could ram them. I was in the hoopty and don't care much if I have to repair the front end. I already need to paint it anyway. But afterwards they'd likely call the police and I'd either have to do an accident report, which my insurance wouldn't like since a ramming is no accident. Alternatively, after hitting them we might both pull over to exchange info and then I'd have to hide their bodies somewhere in a ditch because I would beat them to death with their cell phone.
I could just shoot them. We were in the middle of nowhere, more or less. The only witness would be the person in the truck next to them and they seemed pretty oblivious. There are several problems with this, obviously. First, it's an overreaction in the extreme. Second, a hate-criminal is right this minute driving this area targeting white people and shooting them. This has been going on since the Ferguson grand jury verdict and the New York "I can't breathe" crisis. Our news media refuses to give descriptions of the victims or shooters, so we know from past experience with media racism that this likely indicates white victims and black killers. The hate criminals also set a sheriff's daughter on fire alongside the road in Mississippi a few nights ago, killing her. Tonight they shot a FedEx driver and then went north and set a man in a pickup on fire, killing him like they killed the white teenage girl last week. The news media claims they want help catching these criminals, yet despite the fact that the shooter of the FedEx driver got out of his minivan (Tennessee 633-YKY) and stood in front of several drivers in traffic while firing a rifle into the FedEx truck, they are telling us NOTHING about what the shooter looked like. That's the DOJ interfering for racist/political reasons, as always. Thanks Obama! Whatever the case, shooting someone on this highway while black hate criminals are doing the same thing is a bad idea. If they caught me they'd blame me for all the other shootings and burnings, too. The DOJ would make sure to help crucify me to shift blame to a convenient white man. That's how the Department of 'Justice' rolls under Obama and his boyfriend, Eric Holder.
I could hold down my horn and just blast them with sound. It's a good horn and I know they'd hear it. Of course, with many newer cars the interior is so sealed from sound, because 4 cylinder engines are loud and car companies don't want customers to realize their car sounds like a lawnmower, that they might not really be all that bothered by it. And I know from years spent observing my own mother play these games that a horn that doesn't blow out their windows is often received as a cry of rage from the victim, which signals victory to the bitch blocking the passing lane. Thanks for the valuable lessons, Mom!
None of these options appealed to me anyway. I just wanted to go home without any additional stress. I didn't need this bullshit. So I just sat and waited. But the braking, the very clear message of "fuck you, I'm breaking the law and I'm here to fuck with you on purpose" pissed me off.
|Thanks all you fuckers who sell these things!|
I hate those illegal blue headlights that you can see several oncoming cars in the video running. But I'm going to go ahead and install a pair of them in my high beam sockets. I have 4 headlights, so I have the option of running asshole blue lights in my high beams without running them for my regular driving lights. I'm going to do it.
And I'm going to install an air horn. I already picked out a few. I just haven't bought them yet. But I'm going to. People like this deserve it. Aggravating random people is what they're all about. Might as well give them hell as their well-deserved reward.
That's my opinion. Now tell me yours.